Oh, boy, now you've got me started....

World's shortest TV commercial: "Try White Cap!" (do...la-fa)

Once upon a time there was an engineer
Choo-Choo Charlie was his name, we hear
He had an engine and he sure had fun
He used Good & Plenty candy to make his train run
Charlie says, "Love my Good & Plenty!"
Charlie says, "Really rings the bell"
Charlie says, "Love my Good & Plenty,
Don't know any other candy that I love so well."

N-E-S-T-L-E-S
Nestles makes the very best
Choc...late

"I want my Maypo!"

"Taste me, taste me! Come on and taste me!"
That's all Doral asks. "Taste me!" (One of the last before the government pulled the plug on TV cigarette ads.)

(to the tune of the William Tell Overture:)
Have a Lark, have a Lark, have a Lark today!

Stronger than dirt! Stronger than dirt!
New Ajax laundry detergent is stronger than dirt!

Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute
Mr. Clean will clean your whole house, and everything that's in it
Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean

Call for Philip Morris!

It's the radial age... (for B.F. Goodrich, to the tune of "It's a Sign of the Times"--Petula Clark?)

Things go better with Coca-Cola, things go better with Coke
Life is much more fun when you're refreshed
And Coke refreshes you best
Fun goes better with, food goes better with, things go better with Coke

Double your pleasure, double your fun
With double good, double good, Doublemint gum

Winston tastes good like a (clap! clap!) cigarette should
(which was eventually followed by:)
What do you want--good grammar or good taste?
Pardon our grammar, but: Winston tastes good like a cigarette should!

Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat!
Rice-a-Roni, everybody's got the beat
Started out where cablecars play their song
Now try it at home before very long
Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat!

There's just one Schlitz, yeah, yeah,
Nothing else comes near
When you're out of Schlitz
You're out of beer

And some for the Philadelphians:

Who's the world's smallest Chevrolet dealer? "Me, Marv Pollow"
[repeat]
Tell your friends about Marv Pollow, the world's smallest Chevrolet dealer!

Hey, get your cold beer, get your ice cold Ballantine Beer
It's the beer that's crisp and icily light
Clear cold taste that's precisely right
Frosty, lively, crystally clear
The crisp refresher, Ballantine, Ballantine Beer

Tastykake Cakes and Pies!

Atlantic keeps your car on the go
When driving for pleasure
In any kind of weather
Atlantic keeps your car on the go, go, go, go
Keep on the go with Atlantic

Help, somebody stop me....

Aloha,
Mark