Smallpliers will also buy you a pint on my behalf when you get here. I make that two pints or £4. Which is about $500 or something. You can also stay at my farmhouse as long as you don't mind mucking-in.

Punch the Horse owns a Lear jet, but the CAA will not license it for trans-Atlantic travel. It has a full DRT5 rig, and long-range tanks (fitted by Hawker Siddeley) but they just won't certify it. The bastards.

Let us know your plans in case we need to buy cheese or pickled onions or stuff.