The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #52678   Message #807250
Posted By: catspaw49
20-Oct-02 - 12:00 PM
Thread Name: BS: This is driving me crazy
Subject: RE: BS: This is driving me crazy
John is a follower of Punch the Horse and in that capacity he trails along behind shoveling shit. Having fuck all to do with the shit he decided to take it home for composting. This would have been okay except that one night he sat down to polish his shoes and since it's a known fact that John doesn't know shit from Shinola, trouble ensued. He got the manure all over his hands and in a desperate plea he sent an e-mail to the Shinola company enquiring as to how he could tell the difference between their product and shit. This really messed up his keyboard. In the following weeks things got even worse when John's geraniums died.