Ah. Well, it's a very big bridge. It's in New York City. It's a steel suspension bridge supported by 4 massive cables, each with an overall diameter of about 15.75 inches. The span of the bridge is 1,595 feet. It's a doozy. If Spaw were to hang his "willy" over the railing it wouldn't even reach halfway to the river. That's how big this bridge is.
I am willing to part with it for a warehouse full of vintage Martin guitars or an exclusive marketing contract for North American hamster sales for the next ten years.