The Make Me One With Everything is on a tshirt at Northern Sun Mechandising!

Got these off the net about a year ago:

Why ask why?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days of the year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed would milk come out her nose?

If nothing else sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you are in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here"? What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Why is it when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on airplanes, why can't they make the plane out of the whole substance?

Why do noses run and feet smell?

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?

THANKS, RICK....GREAT THREAD!

Kat