AND NOW FOR A COMPLETELY NON POLITICALLY CORRECT AUSSIE JOKE:

An Aussie, a Kiwi and a South African are in a bar one night having a beer.
All of a sudden the South African downs his beer, throws his glass in the
air, pulls out a gun, shoots the glass to pieces and says, "In Seth Efricka
(South Africa), our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from
the same one twice".
The Kiwi obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into
the air, pulls out his gun, shoots his glass to pieces and says, "Well mate,
in UnZud (EnZed - New Zealand) we have so much sand to make the glasses that
we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either".
The Australian, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots both the South African
and the New Zealander and says, "In Australia we have so many f**king South
Africans and New Zealanders that we don't need to drink with the same ones
twice."


Spaw