1. Told to me by the drummer (who is dyslexic) in my daughter's band: -

"Old MacDonald was dyslexic/ I O I O E"

2. Has anyone got that wonderful list of the 50 (or was it 30) worst country and western song titles of all time? I used to have it but it got lost. It had, for example

"Drop kick me Jesus through the goalposts of life"; and "Take your tongue out my mouth 'cos I'm kissing you goodbye".