Since we're on to dog stories I love Gamble Rogers tale of the fellow that sticks his head into the biker bar and asks who owns the Great Dane that is hitched to the lamp post outside.
A large man stands up and says it is his dog, finest animal he has ever owned, most noble of beasts.
"He's DEAD," says the other fellow, "my dog just killed him!"
"Your dog killed my Great Dane, my Lord, what kind of dog do you own?"
"A Chihuaha"
"A Chihuaha killed my large Great Dane? How did he do that?"
"I believe he got stuck in his throat!!"