Oooooh, Helen, you're vicious....But Gawd, we love it. I have yet to do something with three objects I recognize, the flea, orange and bicycle seat, and here you go throwing out things I can hardly even pronounce.

Let's see....

Once was a flea thought he was neat,
A'sittin' on his bicycle seat
But what he thought was a seat for real,
Weren't nuthin' but an orange peel,
How really sad it would be
To be as dumb as that little flea!

I disclaim any knowledge of the above!