The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #8139   Message #80980
Posted By: Tony Burns
23-May-99 - 11:10 AM
Thread Name: Cheer me up PLEASE
Subject: RE: Cheer me up PLEASE
I don't have the list you're looking for Richard but it reminded me of the list below. I 'borrowed' it from the web somewhere. It might even have been from Mudcat.

Fifteen Best Jewish Country-Western Song Titles

1. "I Was One of the Chosen People ('Til She Chose Somebody Else)"

2. "Honkey Tonk Nights on the Golan Heights"

3. "I've Got My Foot On The Glass, Where Are You? "

4. "My Rowdy Friend Elijah's Comin' Over Tonight"

5. "New Bottle of Whiskey, Same Old Testament"

6. "Stand by Your Mensch"

7. "Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Latkes"

8. "I Balanced Your Books, but You're Breaking My Heart"

9. "My Darlin's a Schmendrick and I'm All Verklempt"

10. "That Shiksa Done Made off with My Heart Like a Goniff"

11. "The Second Time She Said 'Shalom', I Knew She Meant 'Goodbye'"

12. "You're the Lox My Bagel's Been Missin'"

13. "You Been Talkin' Hebrew in Your Sleep Since that Rabbi Came to Town"

14. "Why Don't We Get Drunk - We're Jews!"

15. "Mamas Don't Let Your Ungrateful Sons Grow Up to Be Cowboys (When They Could Very Easily Have Just Taken Over the Family Hardware Business that My Own Grandfather Broke His Back to Start and My Father Sweated Over for Years Which Apparently Doesn't Mean Anything Now That You're Turning Your Back on Such a Gift)"