Dear Secret Santa:

Of course I believe in Christmas... I also believe in Ramadan. I mean, there is no deny these observations exist, after all. And I also have no moral objections to their existance.

I just don't celebrate them, personally. I celebrate the Winter Solstice... hurrah for the brand new light, and all that.

As for believing in Santa, well, I have a book right here on my desk entitled Santa Claus, Last of the Wild Men: The Origins and Evolution of Saint Nicholas, Spanning 50,000 Years. With a track record like that, I'd say Santa is more believable than 99.9999995% of the ordinary humans I know. ;-)