Amos - "baited breadth" ha HARRR! Good one buddy. I've fished with the Wacky Worm (that's an actual lure, really) but this puts a different Spin on it. Me, I'm a Shallow-running Crankbait but you already know that. Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll drink beer all day in a boat. Admit it, A., you're just Parroting the Same Old Line.

O SO IT'S THE PADDY'S WAGON IZZIT?? A nice little cruise with Club Meds, bedad.

Aaaaand it's six in a bed by the old pierhead
And it's Liverpool Town fer meeeee.