The first verse that I've sung for years goes:-

What are the joys of the single young man ?
Why boozing, bloody well boozing.
What is he up to when ever he can ?
Why boozing, bloody well boozing.
You may think I'm wrong and you may think I'm right.
I won't argue with you 'coz I don't want a fight.
But what do you think we're all doing tonight,
We're boozing, bloody well boozing.

I've added a second verse:-

What are the joys of the single young girl ?
Why boozing, bloody well boozing.
What gets her head in one hell of a whirl ?
Why boozing, bloody well boozing.
She starts of on tonic, then to lager gets lead,
And winds up on vodka - way out of her head.
Then wakes up next morning in some strange fellow's bed.
From boozing, bloody well boozing.


My old mate Dave Diamond wrote a parody called "Skiving" which is in the DT HERE.