the "young girl" verse I know:

What are the joys of the single young miss ?
Why boozing, bloody well boozing.
And what is she doing when she can't get a kiss ?
Why boozing, bloody well boozing.
She has no suitors, she turned them all down
and scared them away with a soul-chilling frown,
But what makes her friendly when she puts a few down?
Why boozin', bloody well boozin'!