Dear Nathan,

Hezekiah and Ananais are almost terminally bored. They really want to get to work on your present, so they can make it extra, extra special (they are quite good elves, really). But they have no clue what you might want. Please, for their sanity's sake, give them a few clues as to what you might like! And remember, if you really don't want to post them where the world can see them, I'm sure that Cat would be very happy to play intermediary.

Eagerly awaiting hints,
Santa Claus