What if the bloody parrot learns to speak, and starts repeating people's business secrets to the next client? You teach parrots to speak by talking to them until they repeat your words, don't you? Just confirms what we in the West always suspected about Cairdiff bird-brains.

BEWARE - they'll drink your brains in Cairdiff!!

Andrew

(Note for the Cymrically-challenged:- Brains is a Welsh brewery)