A Scotsman, a Kiwi, and an Ozzie were out walking one day when they found an old bottle. They all grabbed at it and out came the cork which released a genie who told them that they could have one wish each.
The Scotsman said that he'd been a deep-sea fisherman and asked for the seas around Scotland to be full of fish again so that there'd be a living for himself and his son. The Genie snapped his fingers and granted his wish.
The Ozzie said that he was tired of foreign interference in his country's affairs and asked for a wall around Australia about 200 miles offshore to keep Poms and others out. Again the wish was granted.
The genie then asked the kiwi what he wanted. "How high is the wall around Australia ?", he asked. "Right up to the top of the atmospere" said the genie. "Can anything get through it ?" he queried. "No", answered the genie. "Fill it up with water then", requested the Kiwi.


An Ozzie lorry driver picked up a pretty girl hitch-hiker. After driving for an hour or so, he pulled over and asked her if she'd like to have sex with him. "No way !" she answered. "In that case, d'yer mind lying down while I have sex with you ?", he asked.