Howdy, Secret Insanity.

I was wondering when you would out. I confess, I confess -- you've been part of my life for so long, I can't remember when we were first introduced (if you could call it that)!

Anyway, I don't change as fast as a chamelon, and I only use half as many legs, to compensate.

By all means, feel free to drive a long way south, good buddy, and warm yourself while delivering your expensive and sensitive gift!! Catch ya on the flipflop.

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