Ahhhhhh He has finally and irrevocably flipped ..... give that man his PHD in drivel immediatley. Oakley you son of a gun you can fool some of the people some of the time etc......
Dr Oakley I salute you.....
Now then you git lets get down to real business.... sunk any Yaughts recently and if so where's my cut you bastard! The Humber is wipping up a fair old storm tonight so you must have sunk some poor sods come on cough up or I'll set your cows adrift and then there'll be no milk in south ferriby tomorrow - and we'll have the old milk riots going on again ( sue the pipes sister will be called out to keep the peace agian - and you don't want that do you)