And Little Hawk, milk riots are fairly common in South Ferriby, Bonby and Barrow - a real occasion in which to celebrate our rural belief in the validity of civil unrest. As for the Humber, last night's waves peaked at a mighty 18 inches - you could even see some spume if you looked really hard, or it could of course been someone flushing the toilet in upstream Cleckheaton, after a month on diet of blue pop, Sunny Delight, Quavers and budget kebabs.