The 'Spaw is right!! All of those that feel qualified are asked to raise their right hand, place their left hand on the monitor and read the following:

I, (insert your name), do solemnly affirm that I am SICK and PROUD of it! I further attest that I will continue this practice and work hard to sharpen my skills at sickness and perversity! I will share the fruits of my labors at any opportunity and always defend my right to do so.