I've heard one where the premise is that the owner has taken the collie out for a walk and after a very lengthy, non-productive walk, begs:
"Will ye go, Lassie, go?" I thought that was in the forum, but I haven't found it yet. (If you type in "Lassie" you get tons of hits, and the threads I've found on "will ye go, lassie" seem all to be about the "Wild Mountain Thyme" song.

I'd love the words to that one, if anyone can direct me to them.

Genie