They like Vegemite instead of Marmite, and they make some funny stuff they send here, which is labelled as lager. But that's probably just to get rid of it, so they can drink the decent stuff themselves. And they've some pretty good wine with intriguing names.

Best not make too many disparaging remarks about Australian taste, or you might attract the attentions of Sir Les Patterson, Australian cultural attache to the Court of St. James in London and Chairman of the Australian Chapter of the International Cheese Board. That would not be a good idea.