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Thread #11106   Message #81279
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24-May-99 - 12:41 PM
Thread Name: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread! (Joke
Subject: RE: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread!
This is really annap. Hope you all had a great weekend. Do any of you sleep?? Wonderful thread!!

> > This was nominated "best email of 1997". A telephonic exchange > > between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, > > which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic > Review..... > > > > Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees" > > Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service" > > RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??" > > G : "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs" > > RS: "Ow July den?" > > G : "What??" > > RS: "Ow July den?...pry,boy, pooch?" > > G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled > > please." > > RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?" > > G : "Crisp will be fine" > > RS: "Hokay. An San tos?" > > G : "What?" > > RS: "San tos. July San tos?" > > G : "I don't think so" > > RS: "No? Judo one toes??" > > G : "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo > > one toes' means." > > RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish > > mopping we bother?" > > G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' > > > Fine. > > Yes, an English muffin will be fine." > > RS: "We bother?" > > G : "No..just put the bother on the side." > > RS: "Wad?" > > G : "I mean butter...just put it on the side." > > RS: "Copy?" > > G : "Sorry?" > > RS: "Copy...tea...mill?" > > G : "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all." > > RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease > > > baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and > > copy....rye??" > > G : "Whatever you say" > > RS: "Tendjewberrymud" > > G : "You're welcome" >