Hot news round these parts is that the Sloop in Barton has closed. There are several naked bassoonists who are looking for a new home - somewhere where furniture - smashing and indifferent personal hygiene standards are encouraged. I think that the idea of arriving at your version of Barton is now a very real possibility. I will have a word with the carers of the disposessed musicans and see if we can organise an away match that will leave you both challenged and enriched.