Glad to have you aboard. Seems like we sometimes have more fun trying to figure out clever ways to describe ourselves or each other to new 'Catters than nearly anything else! I, frankly, am amazed and appalled by your candid admission of not only harboring a fugitive banjo (they all are, you know,) but that you are also attempting to tame a wild bagpipe! Heaven only knows what manner of havoc you are creating with the penny whistle! I am currently on hold while the long distance operator attempts to find the number of the local ASPCA so that I can report your evil doings with the local cat population...