'Spaw,

I have taken abuse for my choice of instrument from Guitar pickers, Mandolin pickers and beginning fiddle players. This is the first time I've ever seen the banjo mocked by a guy who blows possums. I believe you've crossed the line sir.

(now if we can somehow come up with a vintage 'Spaw Possum Ocarina we'll all get stinkin' rich and use Pre-War Gibson banjos for stick ball).