Blaze Away is the original song "We'll build a bonfire of our troubles and we'll watch them blaze away"

Lots of other parodies - barrack-room or rugby club

Never been kissed
Never been pissed
He's the King of the Fairies

Mrs McVitie had only one titty to feed her baby on
Poor little cripple, he'd only one nipple to gnash his teeth upon