WARNING: Mudcatting can cause severe side effects, including insomnia, carpal tunnel syndrome, lethargy and withdrawal from daily activities, and loss of productivity.

But the upside is pretty huge.

Welcome to the Big Mudder. Drink a Red Tail Ale for me. I'm sure they're better so close to the source.

And now that we've met, how do you feel about guns, condoms, Neil Young, and tiples? Just normal ice breaker chit chat.