Dagnabit... your thieves came and stole my hubcaps last night! Bet I won't find them down the street like you did!

I'd rather they stole the whole car, now I gotta mess with replacing them. Easier just to buy some than to file a police report so that the insurance will pay for it.

Er... sound like one of those nursery school kids didn't want his parents to look at his report card :)