The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #11106   Message #81412
Posted By: Roger in Baltimore
24-May-99 - 08:13 PM
Thread Name: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread! (Joke
Subject: RE: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread!
Well, here's one for all you "older" Mudcatters.

10 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH OF THE 90'S!!

- You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.

- You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

- You try to enter your password on the microwave.

- You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted."

- You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back "What's for dinner?"

- Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

- You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.

- You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your e-mail buddies via a web page.

- Your daughter just bought a CD of all the records your college roommate used to play, called "Rocking to the Oldies"

- You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.

Enjoy.

Roger in Baltimore