Another year and once again time to get out "Joe Smackers" Christmas outfit!!!

This year I think it is time to stop the silly stirring stuff and everyone should pound their pud for Christmas. If you are female and have come into this life unequipped with a pud, no problem. I am sure you can find a willing pud owner who will enjoy having his pud pounded by you. If for some reason or another you can't find someone with a pud to pound, I can make myself available. Please call for an appointment.....or perhaps even several.

Looking forward to a really merry Christmas,
Spaw