Damn you Larry!

Here I thought that despite earning less than a professional Gerbil milker, and spending what spare cash I DO have on Martin guitars with twinkly gold and pearl accessories....DESPITE a lifetime of difficulties with Banks and other financial institutions (after all, having to ask your dead Mother to co-sign for a loan can be humiliating)....Despite being lower on the respect food chain than pickpockets, politicians, lawyers (sorry!!) and banjo-joke writers....

......FINALLY, I thought SOMEONE was trusting my financial accumen, and recognizing that I've never actually BEEN thrown into debtor's prison.....

....and you tell me it's a scam!!

Ahh the Sorrow, ahh the pity.

Rick