Ahh...my first show was a high school battle of the bands. But I wasn't a band. Jez little 'ol Jory sitting on stage with his brand new Martin guitar. Plus a need to go to the washroom 7 times in the 15 minutes before I played. Got on stage, stared out at 231 people, who simply stared right back. I blanked out on what I was going to say, so I just blurted out the first thing that popped into my vacuous mind, which was "I'm so nervous I went to the bathroon 7 times in 15 minutes!" The crowd roared, I settled down, and it's been away to the races ever since.