To the tune of "Humoresque.

Was it you who did the pushin'. left the stains upon the cushion,
Footprints on the dashboard, upsidedown?
Was it you whose sly woodpecker, got into my girl Rebecca?
If it was, you'ld better leave this town.

Yes, twas I who did the pushin', left the stains upon the cushion,
Footprints on the dashboard upside down.
But since I got into your daughter, I've had trouble passing water.
Guess that makes us even all arround.