I can really relate to the frustration Osama must be feeling regarding slipshod housekeeping by his cave-mates. It must also be very frustrating facing the realization that most of the world's population is more frightened of George Bush than they are of him! Discouraging is what I'd call that.

For group toilets that hold up under even the most severe conditions, I'd like to recommend McGill Porta-Pottys, manufactured in Orillia, Ontario, Canada. They come in two lovely colors, are recycleable and virtually unbreakable.

We also have about 50 or so of those Osama Bin-Lookalike robots that don't work anymore for sale. Cheap! Contact the maintenance crew at the WSSBA.

- LH