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Thread #52997   Message #817165
Posted By: Rapparee
02-Nov-02 - 08:26 PM
Thread Name: BS: the BEST!!! Nigerian scam letter yet!
Subject: RE: BS: the BEST!!! Nigerian scam letter yet!
Well, this was sent on to me:


URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL:

DearSir/Madam:

I am George W. Bush, son of the former Head of State of the United
States of America, George H. W. Bush who was deposed under mysterious
circumstances in November, 1992. After my father was deposed, myself
and members of my family including my brothers have been put through
hell with interrogations, on account of mismanagement of the
destruction of Iraq by my father. The aftermath of these interrogation
has led to the continuous effort of the American people with
co-operation from the United Nations and others to freeze, and
confiscate war powers belonging to my father which were deposited with
the United States Congress.

Fortunately, just after the defeat of my father, his advisers in
anticipation of the current situation made arrangements to secretly
move the idea of bombimg Baghdad to safe-keeping in a security vault
at the Republican Party National Bank. This idea has been in the vault
since then and we feel that it is now necessary to put it into action
for fear of discovery that it is based on total fraud. We are
therefore seeking a business partner capable of accommodating such
huge amounts of death and destruction and who is able to manage or
nominate trustees to manage this war in the interim as we watch the
political situation unfold. Your main responsibility would be to
assist in sending your young men to fight and die. For obvious reasons
we must insist that all arrangements are made in your name. For your
assistance and confidentiality in these matters we would be willing to
offer to you, upon negotiations, an agreeable percentage of the oil
profits accruing from the investment.

I am absolutely positive that this arrangement will be of mutual
benefit to both of us and I think that it is of utmost importance that
you reach me through my personal email address stating your telephone
and fax numbers and I would give you a telephone call to discuss the
matter further and if we reach an acceptable arrangement, then we can
proceed further. Finally, I crave your indulgence to treat this letter
with utmost seriousness and I trust that this will be the beginning of
a long lasting business relationship.

Best Regards, ....