You can be Monica too. You know-- the one who has just ruined her credit by defaulting on a student loan? It all started innocently-- I took over her keyring when she moved out, and her store tags were on it. Well....? What the heck! You know the address. Go for it!

Long ago, when telecrapping was in its infancy, a friend of mine became Ringo Alibi. He gives his real phone number just for the joy of cracking up when a telecrapper calls up and addresses him unctuously as Mr. ALEEbee.... and then he hangs up still cackling.

Has his number LISTED that way too, so he always spots telecrappers right off!

What if we ALL became Monica or Ringo Alibi?

I know-- I think I may be Sam Walton, myself.

~Susan