The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #5588   Message #817903
Posted By: GUEST,David
04-Nov-02 - 12:54 AM
Thread Name: Req: Comin' Round the Mountain doin' 90 MPH
Subject: RE: Comin' Round the Mountain???
ok, the way I heard it:

She was goin down the hill bout 90 mile an hour
when the chain on her bicycle broke.
She landed in the grass with a sprocket up her ass,
and her boobs were playin Dixie on the spokes.