I love the idea of RangerSteve in his cop car driving down the highway yodelling away and singing diets with himself. "Down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean..." Move over Dirty Harry and all that lot of hyped up psychopaths, this is the kind of screen hero I want to see.

I tend to think the best thing schools could do for us would be to ban folk music and so forth and threaten dire punishments against anyone who tried to play it. And just to make sure, they could encourage the kids to go in for gangsta-rap instead, and give them homework based on it.