I intend to move to Hull shortly and start a band called "Pinch the Hearse". That should help clarify the situation considerably, I think... :-)

We will hog the stage at all opportunities and launch at least 14 threads a week on Mudcat, full of useful information about our activities and proclivities. The anticlivities we will leave to our detractors, who are a Godless lot of heathen wankers and layabouts. Yes, "Pinch the Hearse" will soon become a legend in their own time, and will never have to hire a limousine either, but will travel in the style once popularized by Neil Young....long, black vehicles with purple felt upholstery and skinny windows.

- LH