Shambles and Dave,

Only on the 'Cat would people be fighting for the right to the title of "Village Idiot". That said, I am completely unsurprised that two banjo players are the culprits.

I hereby declare that banjo playing puts you right up front. However, to assure everyone that this contest has a level playing field I am asking both of you to perform for Catspaw so he can verify that you both drool out of both sides of your respective mouths.

Roger in Baltimore