then there is the gouieduck song. A gouieduck is a big clam, dug in the pacific northwest.A line goes: He dosn't have a front, and he dosn't have a back, He dosn't know Donald, And he don't go QUACK.
It takes a lot of pluck to go and dig a duck, A buck for a duck, thats the duck diggers pay. Dig a duck a day.
Or something like this. I'll get my memory refreshed tommrow night.