HOLD IT JUST A DERN MINUTE!!! Just cause I am not here in the afternoon is no reason for all of you to assume that I don't want to be considered for the exalted position of Village Idiot!! I have every bit the same lack of qualifications as the rest and also play(?) the banjo. If there is to be an election of any sort consider my hat in the ring as well. Besides the above qualifications consider also the fact that Catspaw bestowed upon me the title of Incredible Dumbass and even promoted me to the rank of a four star General F***up.
Banjer, BS, MS, PHD