OK.Lad gets job in pub.First lunchtime in comes Duck,orders pint and cheese roll.Lad thinks ?Duck? He's a cutomer,make welcome.Duck says
'good beer,nice roll,I'll lunch here as long as the job lasts.Friday
night big crowd in,guy buying round says'nice pub.While circus is in town we'll drink here'.Lad says'Circus? want talking duck?'
The man says give him my card I'll keep him in work rest of life pay top wages.Next day lad gives card to duck with message re wages etc.
Duck says 'Whats a circus want with a plasterer?'
Is that bad/good enough to start????
Terry