I enjoy this kind of typo--and have been known to buy products just to get the lables. My ex brought home a double-sided multi-suction cup thing for holding soap called "Suck All" that is still around here somewhere. I found this recently on a plastic jar at a local dollar store:

No use in microwaves or convecional furnace

Dishearten the foods and hot liquid at the ambient temperature before paking in the pot

Wash with tepid water or cold water, avoiding the use of the aluading agent

Only the lid may be to carry at top in the dishes-wash

Dictionaries can be marvelous things, can't they?

SRS