Me thinks you's idioot's is jess trying to take attention away from us morons. Morons like myself play not only the five string but all sew the tenor banjo. In my travelen bag I also have a slide whistle a teddy bear tambourine. I am president of the Posey Lake Akademy of Musicology (PLAM for short) and we even have a l959 16 passenger bus with our name printed on the side which is rapidly becoming one with the ground. I am presently working on THE STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER on my bosun's call.

Cap't Bob