Ron Thomason of the Dry Branch Fire Squad came up with a couple for the banjo jokes list: talking about their cds and other stuff for sale at intermission--"Also we've got our brain shield hats over on the table. Wear one and you can look a banjo player right in the eye without losing even a point off your IQ." [as best as I can remember it}, and [likewise], describing a tedious experience the band had endured: "It was awful...bad enough even to bore our banjo player." --seed