Well, well, well, nearly a year after I ran my "Invasion of the Manatees" thread, the pesky devils are back in the news. O.J. Simpson, well-known football star and hunter of real murderers, has run afoul of the law, due to manatee. Clicky

Things are going downhill fast!

Consider this:
Facts known by Few;

U.S. President James A Garfield was a visionary. Back in the 1870's, he "saw" the future problems caused by Manatee. After being elected President, he had a "secret agenda". Number one on this list was to deal with the Manatee, before those things which he had foreseen would manifest.
In his private diary, he wrote, in code (ala Nostradamus) this telling piece.-- "On the water, men are not safe. Danger, blood, death, the great cow from the depths laughs."
Incidentally (and slightly off-subject) he also wrote; "One bush grows tall, then is cut down for money, the second bush grows tall, his shadow covers the whole earth." (Clearly about George and his son, George W.)
Garfield was shot in the back by Charles Guiteau (Click for song), a man of low moral fiber and A Lover of Manatee!. Thus, Garfield's plans were never implemented.

Just look at what has happened since Garfield's death...2 World Wars, Vietnam, Rap music and women's right to vote! (To name a few!)

And now, we have "Manatee zones"! Where "Manatee rights" supercede human rights!

I thought the original Manatee thread would enlighten many and help implement the old Garfield Manatee Plan. But, vanity of vanities, it did not.

Please, fellow Catter's, heed the words of Bob Dylan, "Sometimes Satan comes as a manatee" Stop this madness!

khandu