People, people! Can't we all just learn to get along with each other? Barney may be a purple lizard to you Paw, but to me he is some poor singer-dancer-actor who never seems to make the final cut in those Broadway auditions. On weekends he/she is probably a face-painter in some pathetic street fair. Or even worse - a clown! forced to make balloon animals for snotty six year olds who already know how to make nuclear devices from the internet.
You try justifying 10 years of method acting classes while buried in 50 lbs. of plush!